Title : Running Up That Hill
Author : Me
Rating : PG-13
Pairing : Brian Molko / Stefan Olsdal
POV : 3rd
Summary : Brian is the weird androgynous new kid at school. Stefan is the outcast with a secret. They both hate one of their teachers and come up with a plan to annoy her. But that plan will mess with their friendship. In order to save their friendship, they have to face the truth and be honest. But will their friendship survive?
Disclaimer : This never happened, and I don't own them.
Author Notes : Thanks for reading =D

Somehow they all end up talking about gay people, and ms. Bitsje is really mean about it.

“So you think everyone who’s gay deserves to die?” Brian asks, after she has said something like that.

“Yes, it’s gross, and they’ll end up in hell. All you sort of people deserve to burn in hell for all eternity,” she says, not even looking sorry.

“People like me, huh? Well, I’m not gay. And you’re a sick cunt for thinking that everyone who’s gay deserves to go to hell. So fuck you!” Brian yells. He grabs his backpack and gets up.

“Anyone feels the same way? Because then you can go with mr. Molko,” ms. Bitsje says, looking absolutely furious. Stefan grabs his stuff and follows Brian towards the door.

“Mr. Olsdal, if you leave now, you’re in big trouble!” Stefan turns around, looks at the old woman, flips her off and turns around again, following Brian into the hallway. When they’ve closed the door, and are a couple of feet away from it, they both burst out in laughter.

“I can’t believe that just happened,” Stefan laughs.

“Me neither,” Brian laughs. “That was so much fun. Did you see her face?”

“My parents will kill me.”

“But she was a bitch, we had the right to be rude to her,” Brian says, looking serious. Stefan raises and eyebrow and they both start laughing.

“She’s still a teacher.”

“Oh well, at least we stood up for what we believe in, right?” Brian says.

“Right…” Stefan says, and his cheeks turn red.

“Oh my god, I have an idea! Wanna go to my house?” Brian asks, not even noticing Stefan’s face.

“Ehm… sure…” Stefan says, looking unsure. But Brian doesn’t care and starts walking towards their lockers.


Half an hour later they’re sitting on Brian’s bed.

“So, what’s your brilliant idea?”

“Are you willing to kiss a guy?” Brian smirks.

“Sure, but why?”

“I think we should pretend to be a couple, just to annoy Bitch.” Brian grins. Stefan looks shocked and his face turns red. But after a couple of seconds he gets a huge smile on his face.

“That’s a pretty good idea.”

“Told you so. And then we just have to make sure that she sees us kissing, a lot. She’ll freak out.”

“Ehm…”

“What?”

“I don’t think I can kiss you.”

“Oh, why not?”

“I’ve never kissed anyone before.” Stefan admits.

“And you don’t want me to be your first kiss. I completely understand.” Brian assures him.

“No, that’s not it. It’s just… I don’t know…”

“Look, it’s your choice. Are we gonna do this or not?” Brian asks, and Stefan still looks like he doesn't wanna do it. But when he sees Brian's smile, he changes his mind.

“Okay, let’s do it.” Stefan smiles.

”Awesome.” Brian grins. “But I don’t want your first kiss to happen at school. So can I kiss you?”

“Now?”

“Yeah,” Brian laughs.

“Okay.” Stefan smiles, trying to hide how nervous he is. Brian moves closer towards him and bites his lower lip.

“Close your eyes,” he whispers. Stefan closes his eyes and Brian gets a huge smile on his face. He then closes his eyes too and presses his lips against Stefan’s. Before they know it, their tongues are moving together. They both secretly really enjoy it, but they remind their selves that they’re just friends. When they both pull away and open their eyes again, there’s a really weird sort of awkwardness between them.